"A big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere...and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together guys!"
Someone at 2wink decided they hadn’t toyed with my blood pressure enough last year, so they got this hot piece of perfect in for another shoot this year. Christ, my aching loins.
Oh yes, and nice undies/swimming costumes/combo underpants that are also swimming costumes and premium stripper gear too, I suppose @_@
(from their Facebook page, none of it mine, disappointingly)
- The Master would return but he would appear to be 12 years old
- There would be a lot of pop culture references
- Like…so many pop culture references
- And at least one queer, adorable couple
- The next companion would be a teenager
- And have lots of teenager friends
- That have complicated…
Please! The *Doctor* would be a 12 year old in his next regen. It’d be like Dougie howser MD
Fanfiction writers, start your engines…
The nine circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno recreated in Lego by Mihai Mihu
I. LIMBO: A place of monotony, here the souls are punished to wander in restless existence while they moan helplessly in echoes between the ruins of a temple.
II. LUST: Surrounded by erotic representations, those overcome by lust are forced to watch and experience disgusting things, ultimately being condemned to drown in the menstrual river.
III. GLUTTONY: The circle itself is a living abomination, a hellish digestive system revealing horrific faces with mouths ready to devour the gluttons over and over for eternity.
IV. GREED: This pompous place is reserved for the punishment of the greedy ones.
V. ANGER: In this depressing place the souls are trapped in the swamp, they can’t move and they cannot manifest their frustration which is making them even more angry.
VI. HERESY: The giant demon watches closely over his fire pit, dwarfing the damned that are dragging the new arrivals in the boiling lava. Those who committed the greatest sins against God are getting a special treatment inside the temple where they are doomed to burn for eternity in the scorching flames.
VII. VIOLENCE: A place of intense torture where the horrific screams of the damned are eternally accompanied by the hellish beats of drums.
VIII. FRAUD: In Fraud the Demons enjoy altering the shape of souls, this is how they feed.
IX. TREACHERY: Lucifer lies here chained by the Angelic Seal which keeps him captive in the frozen environment.
(via mattfractionblog)
A *tad* too much guyliner (cc: make up person for this shoot) so I’ll just concentrate below the neck.
(Source: seanmorrisons, via fuckyeahtomdaley)
I’m not supposed to be 32 years-old and empathize 100% with a cartoon character, right?
